Comments on: Would You Rather? Cookies vs. Crackers

By: Megan

Megan — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:39:26 +0000

there are plenty of cracker “substitutes” out there to give up my beloved cookies!!

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:54:44 +0000

I love cookies but rarely eat them. I have crackers several times a week with cheese, as I fix dinner. Keep the crackers, especially those nice English water crackers.

By: Tina

Tina — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:46:43 +0000

Give up crackers, we would still have lovely baguettes to put cheese on.

By: Firkin

Firkin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:02:43 +0000

What the fuck you people got against white people??

By: caron

caron — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:21:43 +0000

It’s a no brainer….give up crackers!!! Cookies are the best ever….

By: Ruca Bangs

Ruca Bangs — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:49:18 +0000

A-ha! you fell right into my trap, and its a tiger-pit so have fun.

hillary b brings up a good point, in that you can just toast bread (or let it go stale) and use that for crackers. Keep cookies!

By: hillary_b

hillary_b — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:30:41 +0000

crackers are trash. bread will do for savory, and give me a cookie anyday.

By: J Temperance

J Temperance — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:06:26 +0000

What’s the point of cutting out my savory? Sugar is overrated.

All you poseurs who are voting cookie don’t know what is what. Crackers is where it’s at.

By: Eick

Eick — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:49:24 +0000

I’m pretty sure I made clear that there will be none of this trying to define what a cookie or a cracker is nonsense.

Don’t try and be too smart for the question.

Oh, and I choose crackers. It’s not even that I love crackers, all things being equal, cookies are probably tastier, but I rarely eat sweets, so losing cookies from my routine would have virtually no impact on my life.

By: Ruca Bangs

Ruca Bangs — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:12:17 +0000

What about those sweet wheat crackers? they are basically cookies. And what’s the deal with tea-bisquits? they seem to be neither. Is a cracker with jam on it considered a fruit-cookie? And what’s the deal with fun-sized candy? Are smaller things funner? Is it how you use it? Eick, I allow you to use any of these hilarious and topical musings in your act.

YOU’RE WELCOME!

By: Hillary

Hillary — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:33:37 +0000

I kept cookies! There are just too many good ones out there! And crackers, eh, I was never the snacking type…

By: Youppi

Youppi — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:04:07 +0000

This one is good eick. I would have to say I love crackers and cheese more than I love cookies, but I probably eat more cookies. PLUS there are tons more cookies than good crackers (in my opinion).

My heart says cookies, but my mouth says crackers. sigh…

I’m keeping cookies…