Hat tip to and I am not lying, where I first read about this. Apparently there are a series of pictures bouncing around the internet from someone making a pizza with McDonald’s food as toppings. There are six pictures total, but I’ll give you the two important ones. First, the “toppings” are placed on the pizza crust and sauce:
After throwing some cheese on top and popping it in the oven, it comes out looking, um, delicious?
I was going to just leave it at that. You get the idea, some guy piled McDonald’s on top of a pizza crust and cooked it up, end of story. But wait…you might be wondering, what kind of person would do that? Well if the 6th and last picture in the series is any indication, the answer to that question is “a guy who eats his food with a handgun next to his dinner plate”:
Classy.
Stumble it!
4 responses so far ↓
1 running with tweezers: so good you need a firearm to eat it // Oct 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
2 Richard in Austin // Oct 29, 2007 at 3:32 pm
AH HA HA HA HA!!!
That IS classic, and classy!
The pistol is a Beretta (or a replica of one) with a spare mag leaning against the trigger guard, and there’s also a Sykes-Fairbairn combat dagger between the pizza and the Dr Pepper. Is the primer of the top round in the mag dimpled? Hard to tell even though I zoomed in on the pic. I’m a firearms instructor, so I notice things like that.
Personally I would have chosen a 1911 and a combat Tanto, but I applaud anyone who applies the principle of Peace Through Superior Firepower to their fine dining experience.
Extra cognitive dissonance points awarded for the measuring tape.
3 Mary // Nov 9, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Hee hee hee!
My mother had the same plate when I was growing up!
4 Your page is now on StumbleUpon! // May 22, 2008 at 2:38 am
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