Comments on: Happy Sandwich? Kraft Foods Has No Friends http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/ An absurd look at the world of food Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:30:33 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Chocolatesa http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-10741 Chocolatesa Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:43:28 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-10741 To me, Kraft cheese products are based on PLASTIC. No thank you, friends or no! To me, Kraft cheese products are based on PLASTIC. No thank you, friends or no!

]]> By: The Bullshit Observer: Ad Critique http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-1068 The Bullshit Observer: Ad Critique Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:11:40 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-1068 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] the end of the 13th. It's only fair."And people were making fun of them, too. A blog called So Good ridicules Kraft for not having any MySpace friends except Tom (good ol' Tom) writes: "Hey [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> Kramer auto Pingback[...] the end of the 13th. It’s only fair."And people were making fun of them, too. A blog called So Good ridicules Kraft for not having any MySpace friends except Tom (good ol’ Tom) writes: "Hey [...]

]]> By: Kraft Happy Sandwich: Winning Video Features a Sandwich Looking at His Genitals, Spam for Porn | So Good http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-1032 Kraft Happy Sandwich: Winning Video Features a Sandwich Looking at His Genitals, Spam for Porn | So Good Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:55:00 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-1032 [...] it this much, but the campaign has, in some respects, been a comedy of errors. When I wasn’t making fun of them for having no friends on Myspace, I was busting their VP of Marketing for posting here talking about how great Kraft Singles are. As [...] [...] it this much, but the campaign has, in some respects, been a comedy of errors. When I wasn’t making fun of them for having no friends on Myspace, I was busting their VP of Marketing for posting here talking about how great Kraft Singles are. As [...]

]]> By: Happy Sandwich Campaign Has Lame E-mails | So Good http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-800 Happy Sandwich Campaign Has Lame E-mails | So Good Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:51:34 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-800 [...] regular readers of this blog know, I have an amusing, ongoing, intriguing and frustrating obsession with the new Kraft “Happy Sandwich” [...] [...] regular readers of this blog know, I have an amusing, ongoing, intriguing and frustrating obsession with the new Kraft “Happy Sandwich” [...]

]]> By: endless simmer » Blog Archive » Krafty Bastards http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-769 endless simmer » Blog Archive » Krafty Bastards Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:11:47 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-769 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] checking it out, So Good made fun of the fact that Kraft had yet to make a single MySpace friend, not even Ryan [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%--> Kramer auto Pingback[...] checking it out, So Good made fun of the fact that Kraft had yet to make a single MySpace friend, not even Ryan [...]

]]> By: Uh-Oh! MySpace Users are PISSED at Kraft Foods | So Good http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-740 Uh-Oh! MySpace Users are PISSED at Kraft Foods | So Good Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:26:50 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-740 [...] campaign. Twice I posted to make fun of their MySpace page for having no friends (see HERE and HERE). Then on October 17th, I busted their VP of Marketing, who posted on this blog [...] [...] campaign. Twice I posted to make fun of their MySpace page for having no friends (see HERE and HERE). Then on October 17th, I busted their VP of Marketing, who posted on this blog [...]

]]> By: Kraft Foods STILL Has No Friends | So Good http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-466 Kraft Foods STILL Has No Friends | So Good Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:22:05 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-466 [...] Good wrote 2 weeks ago about a new marketing campaign from Kraft Foods centering on a contest to submit your own [...] [...] Good wrote 2 weeks ago about a new marketing campaign from Kraft Foods centering on a contest to submit your own [...]

]]> By: Ruca Bangs http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-464 Ruca Bangs Mon, 15 Oct 2007 16:22:52 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-464 Is it actually cheese? hilkster is clearly a passionate kraft intern or a cheese lobbyist. Don't fuck with the cheese lobby. They have a whey of making you change your mind. Is it actually cheese?

hilkster is clearly a passionate kraft intern or a cheese lobbyist.

Don’t fuck with the cheese lobby. They have a whey of making you change your mind.

]]> By: Eick http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-459 Eick Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:42:13 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-459 A) Check my facts? My whole post was based on the absurd premise of a piece of Kraft cheese attending high school...how do facts factor into this? Yes, you are right, it is a fact that at no point has a piece of cheese ever attended high school. B) Myspace won't ALLOW you to be a friend? Wrong. I just made a friend request and MySpace didn't stop anything. Whoever is running the page has simply made the choice to not accept friend requests until Oct 15, it's NOT MySpace stopping anything, just the page's operator. Once a page is set up, Myspace allows you to do whatever you want with it. C) "Everybody" likes grilled cheese? Actually I can think of 50 million people who don't like it, that being all the Americans that are lactose intolerant. D) Kraft singles are gross, just like any kind of heavily processed cheese is gross. You would never want to eat it cold, it's only tolerable when melted. I'd much rather have a grilled cheese with some good sharp cheddar or some swiss. A) Check my facts? My whole post was based on the absurd premise of a piece of Kraft cheese attending high school…how do facts factor into this? Yes, you are right, it is a fact that at no point has a piece of cheese ever attended high school.

B) Myspace won’t ALLOW you to be a friend? Wrong. I just made a friend request and MySpace didn’t stop anything. Whoever is running the page has simply made the choice to not accept friend requests until Oct 15, it’s NOT MySpace stopping anything, just the page’s operator. Once a page is set up, Myspace allows you to do whatever you want with it.

C) “Everybody” likes grilled cheese? Actually I can think of 50 million people who don’t like it, that being all the Americans that are lactose intolerant.

D) Kraft singles are gross, just like any kind of heavily processed cheese is gross. You would never want to eat it cold, it’s only tolerable when melted. I’d much rather have a grilled cheese with some good sharp cheddar or some swiss.

]]> By: hilkster http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-458 hilkster Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:54:04 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-458 check your facts. My Space won't allow you to become a friend until the program starts tomorrow. Kraft Singles will have a bunch of friends. Everybody likes grilled cheese, especially if you make it with Kraft Singles. check your facts. My Space won’t allow you to become a friend until the program starts tomorrow. Kraft Singles will have a bunch of friends. Everybody likes grilled cheese, especially if you make it with Kraft Singles.

]]> By: shatraw http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-422 shatraw Tue, 02 Oct 2007 22:33:56 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-422 homer: mmmm...64 slices of american cheese. 64 (eats one) 63 (eats one) (Time elapses. night turns to morning) homer: 2 (eats it slowly, painfully)... 1 (finishes the cheese) marge: (entering the kitchen) homer, have you been up all night eating slices of american cheese? homer: i think i'm blind. homer: mmmm…64 slices of american cheese. 64 (eats one) 63 (eats one)

(Time elapses. night turns to morning)

homer: 2 (eats it slowly, painfully)… 1 (finishes the cheese)

marge: (entering the kitchen) homer, have you been up all night eating slices of american cheese?

homer: i think i’m blind.

]]> By: BaconHeather http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/comment-page-1/#comment-421 BaconHeather Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:28:41 +0000 http://www.sogoodblog.com/2007/10/02/kraft-foods-has-no-friends/#comment-421 Seriously...sounds like the new agency is really working out! But I do have to admit that I still like an occasional Kraft single on a sandwich or even on its own as a little snack...despite how creepy the stuff may be. Seriously…sounds like the new agency is really working out! But I do have to admit that I still like an occasional Kraft single on a sandwich or even on its own as a little snack…despite how creepy the stuff may be.

]]>