Comments on: Ketchup Lovers Are Ruining Ketchup

By: Brittany Wright

Brittany Wright — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 21:02:27 +0000

Your kind of negative… People aren’t attracted to negative people.

By: Kris T

Kris T — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 17:28:50 +0000

I have had balsamic ketchup which is wonderful. But why blame us? If they put it out there in more flavors, I’m sure we will buy it…

By: helizond

helizond — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 18:40:02 +0000

Well. I was going to comment about the green and blue versions, but I was beat to it –albeit I just remember reading about them, I’ve never seen one in a store.
Now, if you can’t tell the difference between Heinz and Hunts ketchup, you’re in trouble. It’s like saying that Pepsi and Coke taste the same. There are stubble but important differences, and that’s where the secret lies; are you able to tell the difference. Now, as about any teenager can tell you, if you’ve ever been to a fast-food restaurant with one of them and be really observant as they get their drinks, if they don’t make what you want, make it yourself! And for those of you who might read this and don’t have a teenager around, what most of them usually do is get a bit of one drink, a bit of another, a bit of another one, and yet some more of another one in the same cup and make their own flavor!
I see here there are some mayo haters, some ketchup haters, and some mustard ones… For all of you, DEAL WITH IT. Enjoy what you like and let others enjoy what they do. Personally, I don’t like the taste of ketchup on eggs; I cringe when I see somebody I’m with does it. Do I sermon them? No; I just try to concentrate on what I’m having and enjoy it to the max. I suggest you do the same; you might even feel better.

By: jacob horton

jacob horton — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 16:57:35 +0000

you are freaking retarded. ketcup rocks. and you are stupid not to think so. get a brain you idiot.

By: John

John — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 01:17:15 +0000

Mustard is gross, so people keep trying to make it better.

There was once Green ketchup. So to say it hasnt changed at all is missing a fact.

Theres nothing to change about ketchup. It’s perfectly good without having to keep trying to keep people interested in it.

PS, I don’t put ketchup on eggs, mashed potatoes or pasta. GROSS. Ketchup is for burgers and hot dogs. and french frieeeeees

By: Injun Trouble

Injun Trouble — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:05:36 +0000

While I don’t really care who likes ketchup, I personally despise it. Nothing pisses me off more than to be at a fine steakhouse and hear someone ask the waiter/waitress for ketchup. On a FILET MIGNON??? REALLY!!???? I just wanna stab them right in the neck with their steak knife.

By: Eick

Eick — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:48:37 +0000

@Lulu which raises the question whose life is more empty, the guy who writes an impassioned blog post about the shortcomings of ketchup, or the person who takes the time to leave a comment on that blog post

By: Lulu

Lulu — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:24:42 +0000

Is your life that empty that you freak out over ketchup? Really?

By: DION

DION — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:44:26 +0000

erick, ketchups cool leave it alone, you suck

By: Ann

Ann — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 05:22:13 +0000

Gourmet Ketchup is like flavored coffee. Tastes much worse than it sounds.

If you want to rant about ketchup, rant about the stupid flip-top squeeze lid now on Heinz bottles that has a plastic flange in the hole. It takes three hands to squeeze hard enough for it to come out and then you get a quarter cup gush.

p.s.- since rants, by their very nature are emotional, irrational outbursts, it’s funny reading all these posts containing
how dare you,
who the hell are you to say something different than I say,
mayo sucks worse – well that might be true – long live Miracle Whip – LOL